I am a Veteran T-Shirt | I am Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm

I am a Veteran t-shirt - I am allergic to stupidity I break out in Sarcasm isn't just any ordinary t-shirt; it's a badge of honor, a statement of resilience, and a dash of humor all rolled into one. For those who have served and those who appreciate the spirit of service, this tee speaks volumes.

The centerpiece of the design is the proud declaration, "I'm a Veteran," a testament to the bravery and dedication of those who have worn their country's uniform. It's not just a title; it's a lifetime achievement. Set against a backdrop of the iconic stars and stripes, the silhouettes of soldiers stand in solidarity, a silent nod to the brotherhood and sisterhood forged in service.

But it's not all about solemnity. For the quick-witted veteran who's seen it all, the shirt boasts a playful warning: "I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in Sarcasm." It's a humorous disclaimer for the veteran's renowned sharp tongue and quick comebacks, making it clear that while they served with seriousness, they also kept their sense of humor intact.

Crafted from premium materials, this shirt is as comfortable as it is durable, designed to withstand the tests of time just like the veterans it honors. Whether you're grilling in the backyard, sharing stories with old comrades, or simply enjoying a quiet afternoon, this shirt is the perfect companion.

Honor your service, or show your support for the veterans in your life with this bold, honest, and undeniably witty t-shirt. It's not just apparel; it's a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a small token of the immense gratitude we owe to those who have served.

*UNISEX Bella + Canvas 3001 Jersey Short Sleeve Tee*

These shirts are super soft! They run true to size. Please check the sizing guide before ordering.

⭐️ Solid colors are 100% ringspun cotton
⭐️ Heather colors are 52/48 Airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyester
⭐️ Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
⭐️ Ribbed knit collar with seam
⭐️ Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
⭐️Individually screen printed right here in the USA

*Please note that, due to variations amongst computer monitors, actual colors may vary slightly from what appears on your screen.

Delivery time depends on destination and other factors. On average, merchandise is produced and shipped from our facility 1-2 business days after purchase. Standard shipping/transit times apply (2-7 business days).

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*Returns & Cancellations*

⭐️All orders are made to order and as such, we can't accept any returns or exchanges. If something is wrong with the item, please let me know, and I will make it right. 
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